As if the popular/celebrity media doesn’t use the ‘separate bed’ scenario enough to indicate trouble in a relationship, now it’s the sports media.
Case in point – over the last week there have been multiple articles questioning if Jessica Simpson and new husband Eric Johnson are already ‘sleeping in separate beds’ (inhale great gasp of unbelief!!). It turns out apparently that they aren’t….
And while I am used to the construct SLEEPING SEPARATELY = FAILED RELATIONSHIP iI was not prepared to read an article where the sensible and practical act of of sleeping separately is used as a metaphor for the issues that Fernando Alonso is having with Ferrari.
Yes…. it’s true.
(Even Alonso doesn’t look happy about it. I’ll bet he values a good night’s sleep)